"If Chuck Norris was a Pokemon..."
Chuck Norris would be the element of surprise.
When Chuck Norris runs out of power points, he doesn't struggle: he wins.
Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Only resistances.
Chuck Norris has never seen a Ditto. And a ditto has never seen Chuck Norris.
Every experience point Chuck Norris earns takes him to the next level.
Team Rocket is hiding because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can learn more than four moves.
Every one of Chuck Norris's moves is super-effective.
A Chuck Norris egg has never been found because Chuck Norris is no chicken.
Chuck Norris's tackle attack is considered a One-Hi